*DJs at a high school prom*
*only plays gangnam style*
*plays gangnam style at half speed when they request a slow song*
*hums game of thrones theme as a mating call*
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”
The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”
Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.
do you find it weird that you’ve known your parents for your entire life but they’ve only known you for a portion of theirs
(Based solely on that) would that mean I know my parents better than they know me since I’ve know them my entire life or do they know me better since they’ve known me the entirety of mine?